Quotes

• I didn't say it was your fault, I said I'm blaming you!
• Life begins at the end of your comfort zone...
• The only difference between 'try' and 'triumph' is varying degrees of 'umph'
• The flowers of tomorrow are the seeds of today.
• You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one -Henry D. Thoreau
• The truth is not always the same as the majority decision - Pope John Paul II
• Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination - Bertrand Russell
• Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim - Bertrand Russell
• It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go - Bertrand Russell
• A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand - Bertrand Russell
• I accept the truth, but not your version of it.
• Reading many books is the key to wisdom. Buying lots of books, even if you never read them, is enough to make most people think you're wise.
• Wealth is relative. If you want to feel rich, make friends with homeless people.
• Life is better when seen through the eyes of your very own bear suit.
• Mad Cow Disease sounds bad, but I'm more worried about Vengeful Cats With Knives Syndrome.
• To lose weight, exercise more and eat less food. To lose weight even faster, add some heroin.
• If you knew you were going to die today, what would you do differently? Now that you know, you can avoid doing it and live.
• If the shoe fits, wear it. Unless of course it doesn't belong to you, then you're just a shoe thief.
• No matter how sincere it sounds, never trust a robot.
• Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death - Earl Wilson
• There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you – Winston Churchill
• I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get along with my real ladder.
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
• Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
• So many of our dreams at first seems impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable - Christopher Reeve
• Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning - Mahatma Gandhi
• More often in life, we end up regretting the chances in life that we had, but didn’t take them, than those chances that we took and wished we hadn’t - Anonymous
• You must be the change you want to see in the world - Mahatma Gandhi
• Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall - Confucious
• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
• I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde
• I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams
• All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy - Spike Milligan.
• Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable - Oscar Wilde
• There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
• Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
• A smile costs less than electricity and gives more light – Scottish Proverb
• The Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed.
• I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
• Friends come and go, but enmies accumulate.
• Tommorrow – One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
• A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men – Roald Dahl