There are a lot of flies in Alice Springs at the moment. While walking home this afternoon I was constantly surrounded by them. Buzzing around my head, landing on my glasses, nose, ears and anywhere else that they could get to. This fly was unlucky. I swallowed him. He was happily flying along right in front of my mouth and 'shuuuupp', in he went. After a bit of coughing and spluttering I swallowed him down and kept walking. The fly obviously had other plans and, from what it felt like, tried to crawl back out. I was pretty surprised to feel him doing this and gave him a helping hand coughing him up. After that I'm sure the fly was pretty shocked by his unexpected detour. However, after being violated like that he was not to walk, or fly, away. I took my revenge.